Note: This is a special guest-post by Ben, so it may be closer to R rated than the PG posts you're used to on this site.... actually, maybe they've already been R rated... what's more R rated than talking about one's cervix? I'll spare you the discussion of the size of my prostate.
For anyone reading this post, it's probably a good idea to put all of your money in P&G stock, the parent Company and maker of Pampers. We did the math earlier today and established an over/under of 126 diapers per week. This assumes nine diapers per day per rugrat. This further assumes slightly more cooperation from Mason, who crushed 4 diapers in one changing session with a completely ridiculous poop / poop / pee series of events within about two minutes leading to Kristin & I throwing up our arms and looking around for a garden hose in the NICU.... (we couldn't find one). Good times.
Special thanks to our friend Theresa Steinkamp for the practical (yet perfect) gift of a big box of used-milk catchers. We'll make sure and return every last one of them to you via mail as soon as the brothers are done using them. They'll definitely be filled with much love when you get them back.
Definitely like the perspective of the guest writer. He's welcome back any time.
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